Looking at
my blog today, I noticed that the number of hits had jumped up considerably. My son-in-law Michael is a real prankster,
the type of person that causes you to make sure applications are closed on your
computer when he is around, especially Facebook. Last year I left my FB up, and in the morning
“Mr. Bean” was my profile picture. Michael
and Amanda are staying with us for a couple weeks; I decided to turn off my
computer while I am not home in fear of what might be posted on my blog when I get
home. True to Michael’s prankster ways,
I realized that he decided to “help” my blog’s statistics by hitting it 50
times! C’mon, I don’t need the help.
A Recipe for an Angry
Mother-in-Law
One strange replacement picture on her facebook profile; something
she hates.
A scoop of changing around passwords so she cannot log in to
her sites.
90 illegal hits on her blog
Just a pinch of posting “I love Michael” on my FB status.
A shake of raiding the refrigerator in the middle of the
night, eating her lunch for the next day.
Four Tablespoons of spilled liquids on the kitchen floor.
A smidgen of whisker
filled bathroom sink, and two bath towels jammed on the towel bar.
When ingredients are thoroughly mixed, add one dash of
underwear on the bathroom floor.
Cooking, you
say? Where’s the heat? Mom supplies the heat, set of full roast!
Lol!
ReplyDeleteI know! I love to see the number of hits my page clocks up after blog hopping, but I often wonder - how would visitors really know if my page is as popular as the number of hits would suggest? Are people suspicious that I keep clicking on my blog link to increase the counter? I can honestly declare here and now that the number of hits are true and correct ~ with no interference from me.
ReplyDeleteBut how can you be sure I'm not lying? ツ